being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot
like it’s technically public, but you’re also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they’re even aware that you’re speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you’re a virgin
bestie I appreciate the enthusiasm but this post doesn’t even have 50 notes yet lol. lil’ early for that.
Well, fuck.
Tumblr has such a weird version of getting ratio’d.
September 28, 2025 - A group of ICE and Border Patrol agents try to arrest a random food delivery person in Chicago for the crime of looking like a person of color, but luckily the incompetent piece of shit Nazis fucked it up, despite there being like fifteen of them. [video]
Hey if you’re a Chicagoan and want this out of your fucking city, please join us any day but especially Fridays outside of the ICE detention center in Broadview. Understand you will be at risk of being shot at with nonlethal rounds, tear gassed, or run over, but we need as many people as possible to block detention vehicles and show ICE they aren’t wanted. If you don’t live here but want to help, we have a wishlist of safety supplies for protesting
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
it’s 2024 and now Google has decided we actually don’t get to know if an article is real or not, but boy howdy can we have a link to buy Article Title Real Or Fake Tardigrade Retro Happy Festival Fun Summer Lotion Inclusive Confederate Bikini T-Shirt Bohemian Garlic Duck Northern Lights 50% Off from temu
i’m so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
no but “He’s on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget” is so fucking bad
work trip -> she’s gonna think he’s coming back
YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn’t what you intended
your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don’t already have enough of a complex around food i guess
your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever
congrats that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it
great question! its what Charlie Kirk’s widow told their 3yo daughter